Eva LaRue
Sexy

Eva LaRue began her show-business career in commercials, where the juggy brunette often sang those catchy jingles. Born in Long Beach, California, the Puerto Rican-French-Dutch-Scottish mutt is a mixed bag of delight. She used to model for Frederick’s of Hollywood but is better known for playing Dr. Maria Santos Grey on the daytime soap All My Children, for which she received a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series. She also developed a friendship with Sarah Michelle Gellar, who was also on the show at the time, proving that hot girls run in packs. Sadly, like Sarah Michelle, Eva LaRue has never gotten naked onscreen. She did, however, wear skimpy outfits in several of her early films. Eva is a boob-bare-ian in The Barbarians (1987) thanks to her choice of clothing: revealing animal skins that get our primordial juices flowing. She almost gave Mr. Skin a Heart Condition (1990) after stripping down to her undies in this Bob Hoskins/Denzel Washington buddy comedy. And Crash and Burn (1990) accurately describes what happened to our hopes after Eva teased the hell out of us in a cleavage-popping bra in this sci-fi film and then immediately retired her skin from the big screen. She’s spent the last few decades fully-clothed in such projects as Lakeview Terrace (2008) and The Young and the Restless. Eva’s nudity nonexistence is doubly upsetting for the fact that she augmented her breasts to titanic proportions. If only she’d show off the handiwork…so that our hands can get to work.